There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally,
and by hand contact.
This virus is called Worrisome-Overt-Recreation-Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via
any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take
two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote
known as When-In-Neurostress-Enjoy (WINE) or
Best-Ever-Elixir-Repeatedly (BEER). Take the antidote
in major doses until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your