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Tracy Mack sent this one.  Thanks Tracy!  These are HILARIOUS.  ...or all too true.

  1. BLAMESTORMING: Sitting around in a group, discussing why a
  deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.
 
  2. SEAGULL MANAGER: A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps
  on everything, and then leaves.
 
  3. ASSMOSIS: The process by which some people seem to absorb success
  and,advancement by kissing up to the boss rather than working hard
 
  4. SALMON DAY: The experience of spending an entire day swimming
  upstream only to get screwed and die in the end.
 
  5. CUBE FARM : An office filled with cubicles.
 
  6. PRAIRIE DOGGING : When someone yells or drops something loudly in a
  cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see what's going
on.
 
  7. MOUSE POTATO : The on-line, wired generation's answer to the couch
  potato.
 
  8. SITCOMs: Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What
  Yuppies get into when they have children and one of them stops working to
  stay home with the kids.
 
  9. STRESS PUPPY: A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out
  and whiny.
 
  10. SWIPEOUT: An ATM or credit card that has been rendered useless
  because magnetic strip is worn away from extensive use.
 
  11. XEROX SUBSIDY: Euphemism for swiping free photocopies from one's
  workplace.
 
  12. IRRITAINMENT: Entertainment and media spectacles that are Annoying
  but you find yourself unable to stop watching them.
 
  13. PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE: The fine art of whacking the crap out of
  an electronic device to get it to work again.
 
  14. ADMINISPHERE : The rarefied organizational layers beginning just
  above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the adminisphere are
  often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were
  designed to solve.
 
  15. 404: Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error Message
  "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested site could not be located.
 
  16. GENERICA : Features of the American landscape that are exactly the
  same no matter where one is, such as fast food joints, strip malls, and
  subdivisions.
 
  17. OHNOSECOND: That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize
  that you've just made a BIG mistake. (Like after hitting send on an email
  by mistake).
 
  18. WOOFS: Well-Off Older Folks.
 
  19. CROP DUSTING: Surreptitiously passing gas while passing through a
  Cube Farm.
 
  20. PICNIC: Problem in chair not in computer.
 
  21. ANAL GLAUCOMA: I don't see my ass doing that.

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