Will You Remarry? Man vs. Woman / Back to Jokes / Back Home
Thanks to Tommy and Evelyn for sending this one!
The wife and I were sitting around the breakfast table one lazy Sunday morning.
I said to her, “If I were to die suddenly, I want you to immediately sell all my stuff.”
“Now why would you want me to do something like that?” she asked.
“I figure that you would eventually remarry and I don’t want some other asshole using my stuff.”
She looked at me and said:
“What makes you think I’d marry another asshole?”