Why Men Are Happier Man vs. Woman / Back Home
His last name stays the same.
The garage is all his.
Wedding plans take care of themselves.
Chocolate is just another snack.
He can wear a white t-shirt to a water park.
He can wear NO t-shirt to a water park.
Car mechanics tell him the truth.
The world is his urinal.
He never has to drive to another gas station because this one's just too icky.
He doesn't have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt.
Same work, same pay.
Wrinkles add character.
Wedding dress - $3,000; tux rental - $100.
People never stare at his chest when they are talking to him.
The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle his feet.
One mood ALL the time.
Phone conversations are over with in 30 seconds flat.
He knows stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.
He can open all his own jars.
He gets extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.
If someone forget to invite him, he or she can still be his friend.
His underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.
Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.
He almost never has a strap problem in public.
He is unable to see wrinkles in his clothes.
Everything on his face stays its original color.
The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.
He only has to shave his face and neck.
He can play with toys all his life.
His belly usually hides his big hips.
One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.
He can wear shorts no matter how his legs look.
He can "do" his nails with a pocketknife.
He has freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache
He can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives, on December 24th, in 45 minutes.
No wonder men are happier!
Man vs. Woman / Back Home