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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A man and his wife were driving their RV across Florida and were nearing a town called Kissimmee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it -- KISS-a-me; kis-A-me; kis-a-ME -- kiss-IM-me?

They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town. Since they were hungry, they pulled into a restaurant to get something to eat.

At the counter, the man said to the waitress, "My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand?"

The woman looked at him and said, "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."