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A guy from West Virginia passed away and left his entire 
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it 'til she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in an West Virginia hotel? 
When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta leak in my 
sink," and the clerk replies, "Go ahead."

How can you tell if a West Virginia redneck is married? 
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his 
pickup truck. 
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking 
age in West Virginia to 32? 
It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.

What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in West Virginia? 
Where was the toothb rush invented? 
West Virginia. If it had been invented anywhere else, it 
would have been called a teeth brush. 
An West Virginia State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65 
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.?" 
and the driver replies "Bout wut?" 
Did you hear about the $3 million West Virginia State Lottery? 
(Come on- this is funny!) 
The winner gets $3.00 a year for a million years. 
The governor's mansion in West Virginia burned down! 
Yep. Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The 
library was a total loss too. Both books-poof! up in flames and  he hadn't even finished coloring one of them. 
A new law was recently passed in West Virginia. When a couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
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A guy walks into a bar in West Virginia and orders a mudslide. 
The bartender looks at the man and says, "You ain't from 
'round here are ya? 
"No," replies the man, "I'm from Arkansas". 
The bartender looks at him and says, "Well, what do ya 
do in Arkansas?" 
"I'm a taxidermist," said the man. 
The bartender, looking very bewildered now, asks, "What 
in the world is a tax-e-derm-ist? 
"The man says,"I mount animals". 
The bartender stands back and hollers to the whole 
bar..."It's okay boys, he's one of us!"


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