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Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!

A few weeks ago I sent the e-mail below to all my female friends, the number I hate to say was very few, so I had to ask some of my male friends to help out by asking their wives. Later I had to e-mail a response.
You may or may not know this, but in the Al Qaeda community, it's considered a mortal sin for a male to see any woman, other than his wife, naked. The consequence and penance for such a sin is that the individual must commit suicide in order to cleanse his soul.
So this Saturday at 4:00 PM Eastern time all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked in an effort to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for at least one hour is recommended for this anti-terrorist event.
All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove themselves non- Al Qaeda, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wives as well as to show support for all American women.
And since Al Qaeda also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six- pack at your side is further proof of your anti- Al Qaeda sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this antiterrorist activity.
God bless America!
You ladies in northern climates can wear gloves, socks, and optional ear muffs.
You  All let me down.  I did my part, went to Wally World Sun., tried to buy beer before 12:00, told them the reason why but had to come back later. Hate Blue laws, I was not going to drink in Church.  I even bought a patriotic chair just for this special occasion a blue chair with white arm rest and I was going to wear Fire engine red BVD's, had my six, six packs of BEER and a big ice chest full of goodies, camera, binoculars, cell phone and reading material. I was ready.   BUT...   NO pretty ladies anywhere. I figured by sending out 12 emails and you all sending out at least 12 and so on and so on there would be 1,234,245 young ladies doing their part for this great country of ours.  Now, maybe there might be 2 reasons why I did not see anyone. 1. I was too drunk to notice.    2. Or since I was on my property way far from everyone, that might have been why.  So for you who did your part and those very few who did not do their part, just remember when you have to start wearing a scarf over your face, don't blame me.



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