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Thanks to Jeff C. for sending this one!

At breakfast time a woman asks her husband, "Would you like some bacon and eggs, a piece of toast, and maybe some grapefruit and juice?'

 

"Thanks for asking, but I'm not hungry right now. It's this Viagra," he says. "It's really taken the edge off my appetite."

 

At lunchtime she asked him if he would like something. "A bowl of soup and a sandwich?"

 

He declines. "The Viagra," he says, "really trashes my desire for food."

 

Come dinnertime, she asks if he wants anything to eat.  "Would you like a juicy steak and baked potato?"

 

He declines again. "No," he says, "it's got to be the Viagra... I'm still not hungry."

 

"Well,"   she says,   "Would you mind letting me up?   I'm starving."

 

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