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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

    First-year students at Texas A&M's Vet school were receiving their
    first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around
    the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet. The
    professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary Medicine
    it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: The
    first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal
    body. For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his
    finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck it in his
    mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes. But
    eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anal opening of the
    dead cow and sucking on it. When everyone finished, the Professor
    looked at them and said, "The second most important quality is
    observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index
    finger. Now learn to pay attention."