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Thanks to JLVeer for sending this one!

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he was doing a
     show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts
     going through his dumb blonde jokes.
   
     A blonde woman in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting;
   
     "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think
 you
     can stereotype women that way ? What does the color of a person's hair
     have to do with her worth as a human being ? It's guys like you who
 keep
     women like me from being respected at work and in the community, and
     from reaching our full potential as a person ! You and your kind
     continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but
     women in general and all in the name of humor !"
   
     The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize and the blonde yells;
     "YOU STAY OUT OF THIS MISTER !! I AM NOT TALKING TO YOU. I AM TALKING
 TO
     THAT LITTLE SHIT ON YOUR KNEE !!"

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