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  A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
  in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
  When he got to the first one, the asked the Madam, "Is this
  a union house?"

  "No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."

  "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"

  "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.

  Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
  stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,
  hopefully unionized shop.

  His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
  where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union
  house.  We observe all union rules."

  The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
  girls get?"

  The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."

  "That's more like it!" the union man said.  He handed the
  Madam $100.00,  looked around the room and pointed to a
  stunningly attractive blonde.

  "I'd like her," he said.

  "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.

  Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
  "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."


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