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A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention
in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels.
When he got to the first one, the asked the Madam, "Is this
a union house?"
"No," she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't."
"Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?"
"The house gets $80 and the girls get $20," she answered.
Mightily offended at such unfair dealings, the union man
stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable,
hopefully unionized shop.
His search continued until finally he reached a brothel
where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union
house. We observe all union rules."
The man asked, "And if I pay you $100, what cut do the
The girls get $80 and the house gets $20."
"That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the
Madam $100.00, looked around the room and pointed to a
stunningly attractive blonde.
"I'd like her," he said.
"I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam.
Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner,
"but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and she's next."