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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after work
   cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
   exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
   entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
   take her eyes off him.
 
  
   The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
   stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will)
   Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
   rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do
   anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
   no matter how kinky, for $20.00.
  
   On one condition
  
   Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
   was.
   The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me
   to do in just three words.'
 
  
   The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
   and
   then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
   she
   pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She
   looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
   meaningfully
   said...
 
  
 
   'Clean my house.'

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