The Ultimate Female Joke Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Leo for sending this one!
A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an after
cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall,
exceptionally handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged man
entered. He was so striking that the woman could not
take her eyes off him.
The young-at-heart man noticed her overly attentive
stare and walked directly toward her. (As all men will)
Before she could offer her apologies for staring so
rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, 'I'll do
anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do,
no matter how kinky, for $20.00.
On one condition
Flabbergasted, the woman asked what the condition
The man replied, 'You have to tell me what you want me
to do in just three words.'
The woman considered his proposition for a moment,
then slowly removed a $20 bill from her purse, which
pressed into the man's hand along with her address. She
looked deeply into his eyes, and slowly and
'Clean my house.'
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