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Thanks to Dennis for sending this one!

A bus carrying only ugly people
crashes into an oncoming truck,
and everyone inside dies.
As they stand at the Pearly Gates
waiting to enter Paradise and meet their maker,
God decides to grant each person one wish
because of the grief they have experienced.

They're all lined up, and God asks the first one
what the wish is."I want to be gorgeous,"
and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,
"I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.

This goes on for awhile with each one asking to be gorgeous, but when God is halfway down the line,
the last guy in the line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is
rolling on the floor, laughing his head off.
Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish
will be. The guy eventually calms down and says:

"Make 'em all ugly again."

So Next Time You're Last In Line, Be Happy!

Blessed are the Cracked,
For they are the Ones
Who let in the Light!

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