group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following
people are stranded:
Two Italian men; one Italian woman
Two French men; one French woman
Two German men; one German woman
Two Greek men; one Greek woman
Two English men; one English woman
Two Bulgarian men; one Bulgarian
Two Japanese men; one Japanese
Two Chinese men; one Chinese woman
Two American men; one American
Two Irish men; one Irish woman
month later, on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of
nowhere, the following things have occurred:
1. One Italian men killed the other
Italian man for the Italian woman.
2. The two French men and the
French woman are living
happily together in menage-a-trois.
3. The two German men have a strict
weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman;
4. The two Greek men are sleeping
and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
5. The two English men are waiting
for someone to
introduce them to the English woman.
6. The two Bulgarian men took one
long look at the endless ocean and another look at the Bulgarian woman and
7. The two Japanese men have faxed
Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
8. The two Chinese men have set up
a pharmacy/liquor store/restaurant/laundry and have got the Chinese woman
pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
9. The two American men are
contemplating the virtues of suicide, because the American woman keeps
complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do
everything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of
household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last
boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do and how her
relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low
and it isn't raining.
10. The two Irish men divided the
island into North and South and set up a distillery They do not remember if
sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters
of coconut whiskey. But they are satisfied because at least the English aren't
having any fun.