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A little known fact about Turpentine
A little boy was sitting on the curb with a
gallon of turpentine and shaking it up and
watching all the bubbles.
A while later a Priest came along and asked the
little boy what he had.
The little boy replied, 'This is the most
powerful liquid in the world, it's called
The Priest said, 'No, the most powerful liquid in
the world is Holy Water. If you take some of this
Holy Water and rub it on a pregnant women's
belly, she'll pass a healthy baby.'
The little boy replied, 'You take some of this
here turpentine and rub it on a cat's ass and
he'll pass a Harley Davidson.


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