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Thanks to Leo for sending this one on email!

A True Redneck - this isn't your typical redneck joke. Please Read.

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective
look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, country, and God. If
I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a
half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit
-- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel
the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya' are...

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the
phrase, "One nation, under God."

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10
Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say "Christmas" instead of "Winter
Festival."

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart
when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat all veterans with great respect, and
always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid
to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and expect your kids to
do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend..

If you got this email from me, it is because I believe that you, like me,
have just enough Red Neck in you to have the same beliefs as those talked
about in this email.

God Bless the USA!

May the LORD bless you & yours..............
 

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