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WELCOME TO TPA
(Terrorist-Proof Airlines)
  

We at TPA, Terrorist-Proof Airlines, are in the flying business!
 

We can absolutely guarantee no WALK-ON GUNS, KNIVES, BOX CUTTERS, SHOE-BOMBS or other weapons will ever be carried onto OUR FLIGHTS !

Book your next flight with TPA, the safest airline in the industry.