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Thanks for this one Lisa!

A tough old cowboy from Norris, Montana, counseled his grandson that if
he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gun
powder on his oatmeal every morning.  The grandson did this religiously to
the age of 103. When he died he left 14 children, 30 grandchildren, 45 great
grandchildren, 25 great-great grandchildren, and a 15-foot hole where the
crematorium used to be.