A Touching Golf Story
Man vs. Woman /
Thanks to Moose for sending this one!
stood over his tee shot on the 450 yard 18th hole for
what seemed an eternity.
looked up, looked down, waggled again, but didn't start
his back swing.
Finally his exasperated partner asked, 'What the hell is
taking so long?'
'My wife is watching me from the clubhouse balcony,'
explained. 'I want to make a perfect shot.'
His companion said, 'You don't have a chance in hell of
hitting her from here.'