Tonsils vs. Circumcision      Back to Jokes  /  Back Home

Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Two little boys are going to the hospital the next day for operation Theirs will be first on the schedule. 
     The  older boy leans over and asks, "What are you having done?"
     The second boy says, "I'm  getting my tonsils out, and I'm
afraid."
     The first boy says, "You've   got nothing to worry about.
I had that done when I was four.  They   put you to sleep, and when you wake up they  give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream.  It's  a breeze."
     The  second boy then asks, "What   are you going in for?"
     The first boy says, "Circumcision."
     "Whoa!"  the smaller boy replies.   "Good luck, buddy.  I had that done when I was  born.   Couldn't  walk for a year."

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