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Thanks to Sammie for this one!  A HUGE welcome to Sammie for joining the network of Weeville contributors!

A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping.
She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
"Pardon me, sir," she says to the store manager, "but
can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?"

"Well," he replies pointing out one brand, "this
is as soft as a baby's kiss. It's $1.50 per roll."

He grabs another and says, "This is nice and soft
as a bunny, strong but gentle, and it's $1.00 a roll."

Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, "We call
that our No Name brand, and it's $.20 cents per roll."
"Give me the No Name," she says. She comes back
about a week later, seeks out the manager and says,
"Hey! I've got a name for your No Name toilet paper."
"I call it John Wayne."
"Why?" he asks.


"Because it's rough, it's tough and it don't take crap off anybody!"

Have A Soft And Gentle Day

And Remember, Sometimes Name Brands Do Make A Difference

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