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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

10) Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he
 has a hole-in-one.

 9) What did Tiger Woods' wife do with the leftover turkey from
 Thanksgiving dinner? ..........She made him a club sandwich.

 8) What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the
 morning? They went clubbing

 7) Tiger Woods was injured in a car accident as he pulled out of his
 driveway early Friday morning. It was Woods' shortest drive since an
 errant tee shot at the US Open.

 6) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can
 drive a ball 400 yards

 5) I don't know what set her off... All Tiger said was "Rachel has a
 much tighter grip."

 4) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t
 decide between a wood and an iron.

 3) Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit
 him. She said "I don't know exactly… but put me down for a 5."

 2) Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how
 to beat Tiger!

 And the number Tiger Joke is..............

 1) What does Tiger Woods have in common with a baby seals?........They
 both get clubbed by Norwegians.

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