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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a Texan are  all
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie  pops
out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes  in
total," says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my  son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada."

POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in  Canada was
forever fertile for farming.

Osama bin Laden was  amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and  Iran so that no infidels, Americans
or Canadians can come into our precious  state."

POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye,  there was a huge
wall around those countries.

The Texan says, "I  am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high,  500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or  out; it's
virtually impenetrable."
The Texan sits down, cracks a  beer and smiles. He says; "Fill it with 
water."

 

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