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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama
bin Laden and a Texan are all
walking together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops
out of it. "I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in
total," says the Genie.
The Canadian says, "I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want
the land to be forever fertile in Canada."
POOOOFF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever fertile for farming.
Osama bin Laden was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around
Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans
or Canadians can come into our precious state."
POOOFF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge
wall around those countries.
The Texan says, "I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it's about 5 000 feet high, 500 feet thick
and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's
The Texan sits down, cracks a beer and smiles. He says; "Fill it with
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