Thibodeaux And His Son                   Back to Jokes  /  Back Home

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One day, in Opelousas, Thibodeaux is waiting for his wife to give birth.
 The doctor comes in and informs & him that his son was born without
 torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But Thibodeaux loves his
 son

 and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion.

 After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first drink.
 Thibodeaux

 takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him and
 orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy. With all the bar
 patrons looking on curiously and Boudreaux, the bartender, shaking his
 head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of alcohol.

 Swoooosh! Plop!! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then bursts
 into whoops of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink again.
 Thepatrons chant 'Take another drink!'

 Boudreaux, the bartender, continues to shake his head in dismay.
 Swoooosh! Plip! Plop!! Two arms pop out.

 The bar goes wild. The father, crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
 again. The patrons chant, 'Take another drink! Take another drink!!'
 Boudreaux, the bartender, ignores the whole affair and goes back to
 polishing glasses, shaking his head, clearly unimpressed by the amazing
 scenes.

 By now the boy is getting tipsy, but with his new hands he reaches down,
 grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it. Plop! Plip!! Two legs pop
 out. The bar is in chaos.

 Thibodeaux, the father, falls to his knees and tearfully thanks God. The
 boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the left then staggers to
 the right through the front door, into the street, where a truck runs
 over him and kills him instantly The bar falls silent.

 The father moans in grief.   Boudreaux, the bartender, shakes his head,
 sighs and says...


 ' Man, he shoulda quit while he was a head! '
 

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