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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

The teacher asked the class to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.

Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my grand dad's farm,

and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."

The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to

use the word "fascinate, not fascinating".

Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and I
was "fascinated." The teacher

said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to

use the word "fascinate."

Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated

because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.

She finally decided there was no way he could damage

the word "fascinate", so she called on him. Johnny said,

"My aunt Gina has a sweater with twelve buttons, but her

hooters are so big she can only fasten eight of 'em."


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