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Thanks to JLVeer for this one:

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry
store one Friday evening with a beautiful young
gal at his side.  He told the jeweler he was looking
for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out
a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I
want something very special."

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special
stock and brought another ring over.  "Here's a
stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body
trembled with excitement.  The old man
seeing this said, "We'll take it."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the
old man stated, by check.  " I know you need
to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now
and you can call the bank Monday to
verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday
afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the
old man.  "There's no money in that account."

"I know," said the old man, "but can you imagine the
weekend I had?"

Don't mess with Old People

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