The Cell Phone
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Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this
After a tiring day, a commuter settled down in
his seat and closed his eyes.
As the train rolled out of the station, the
young woman sitting next to him pulled out her cell phone and started
talking in a loud voice:
sweetheart. It's Sue. I'm on the train".
"Yes, I know
it's the six thirty and not the four thirty, but I had a long meeting."
not with that Kevin from the accounting office. It was with the boss".
"No sweetheart, you're the only one in my life".
sure, cross my heart!"
minutes later, she was still talking loudly.
When the man sitting next to her finally had enough, he leaned over and said
into the phone,
"Sue, hang up the phone and come back to bed."
Sue doesn't use her cell phone in