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A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple
bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his
throat.
Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this," said the man. "I was having a quiet round of
golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls
into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was
rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear
end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a
golf ball with my wife s monogram on it-- stuck right in the middle of
the cow's butt." "That's when I made my big mistake."

"What did you do?" asks the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the cow's tail again and yelled to my wife, "Hey, this
looks like yours!" "I don't remember much after that!"


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