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Thanks to Seth for sending this one!
A man seeking to
join a South Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed. The Sergeant
doing the interview says, "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an
attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service pistol across the desk, he says, "Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal aliens, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists, six liberal democrats and a rabbit."
"Why the rabbit?"
"That's the attitude we are looking for," says the Sergeant, "When can you start?"