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Thanks to JLVeer for this one:

A cowboy gets pulled over by a State Trooper for speeding. The trooper
  started to lecture the cowboy about his speeding, and in general began to
  throw his weight around to try to make the cowboy feel uncomfortable.

  Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket. As he was doing
  that, he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head.
  The cowboy sez, "Y'all havin' some problem with circle flies?"

  The trooper stopped writing the ticket, swatted again, and said, "Well yeah, if that's
  what they're called. But I never heard of no circle flies."

  "Well, sir," the cowboy replies, "Circle flies hang around ranches.
  They're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling
  around the back end of a horse."

  The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. But, a moment
  later he stops and says, "Are you callin' me a horse's ass?"

  "No, sir," the cowboy replies. "I have too much respect for law enforcement
  to call y'all a horse's ass."

  "That's a good thing," the trooper says and goes back to writing the

  After a long pause, the cowboy, in his best Texas drawl says, "Hard to
  fool them flies though."


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