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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A guy is driving around Tennessee and he sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale ."

He rings the bell  and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard.

The guy goes into  the backyard and sees a Labrador Retriever sitting  there.

"You talk?"  he asks.

"Yes, I do," the Lab replies.

"So, what's your story?"

The Lab looks up and says, "Well, I discovered that I could talk when I  was pretty young.  I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my  gift, and in no time at all they had me jetting from  country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog  would be eavesdropping.  I was one of their most valuable spies for eight  years running. But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any  younger so I decided  to settle down.

 I signed up for a job at the airport to  do some undercover security wandering near suspicious characters and  listening in.   I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch of medals. I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."

The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.

"Ten dollars," the guy says.

"Ten dollars!!? Is that all? This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"

"Because he's a liar.  He never did any of that shit."

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