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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

We  should all live so long as to be this kind of  old lady!

Toward the end of Sunday  service, the Minister asked,
"How  many of you have forgiven your  enemies?"

80% held up their  hands.

The Minister then repeated his  question. All responded
this  time, except one small elderly  lady.

"Mrs. Neely?" "Are you not willing  to forgive your enemies?"

"I don't have  any." She replied, smiling sweetly.

"Mrs.  Neely, that is very unusual. How old are  you?"

"Ninety-eight," she replied. The  congregation stood up
and  clapped their hands.

"Oh, Mrs. Neely,  would you please come down in front
&  tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight  years &
not  have an enemy in the world?"

The little  sweetheart of a lady tottered down the  aisle,
faced  the congregation, and said,
"I outlived the bitches."
  

 

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