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Thanks to Leo for sending this one!

A Steelers fan had 50 yard line tickets for the Super Bowl.  As he sits down, another man
comes down and asked him if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.

"No", he said, "the seat is empty".

"This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the Super Bowl,
the biggest sporting event in the world, and not use it?"

Somberly, the man says, "Well...the seat actually belongs to me.  I
was supposed to come here with my wife, but she passed away.  This is the
first Super Bowl we have not been together since we got married in 1967."

"Oh I'm sorry to hear that.  That's terrible.  But couldn't you find
someone else - a friend or relative or even a neighbor to take the seat?"

The man shook his head, "No.  Nope.  They're all at the funeral."


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