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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

The irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.

But 'Ma'am,' said the newspaper employee, 'today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.'

There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of she was heard to mutter.

'Well, shit that's why no one was at church today.'



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