Stoplight Ponderings             Back to War / Back Home

Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!

I was sitting at a long stoplight yesterday, minding my own business,
patiently waiting for it to turn green even though there was no
on-coming traffic.
A carload of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting anti-American
slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of
their car and a "Remember 9-11" slogan spray painted on the side, was  stopped next to me.

Suddenly they yelled, "Aqbar Allah!  Praise Allah!" and took off before the light changed.
Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler came speeding through the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone in it.
For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself, "Man...that could have been me!"
So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver