Speeding Senior Getting Old(er) / Back Home
Thanks to Sammie for sending this one!
I hope I can remember this one when I need it !!
When asked by a young patrol officer
" Do you know you were speeding "?
This 83-year-old woman talked herself out of a ticket by stating,
"Yes, but I had to get there before I forgot where I'm going"
Makes perfectly good sense to me !!