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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch
drinking beer when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
 
"I'm gonna do 'at when I win the lottery," said Bubba. 
 
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.