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Thanks to Deaf Bob and to Brother-in-Law Matt for sending this one!

  I would like to share a personal experience with my friends
    about drinking and driving........As you well know, some of us
    have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from an
    occasional social session over the years. A couple of nights
    ago, I was out for an evening with friends and had a couple of
    cocktails and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may
    have been slightly over the limit, I did something I've never
    done before, I took a cab home. Sure enough, I passed a police
    road block but, since it was a cab, they waved it past. I
    arrived home safely without incident, which was a real surprise,
    as I have never driven a cab before and am not sure where I got
    it or what to do with it now that it's in my garage.

 

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