Sneakin' Redneck / Back Home
Thanks to Jeff C. for sending this one!
afternoon two good ol' boys over in a Georgia trailer park were sittin'
around talkin' over a cold beer after gettin' off work at the local
After a while the 1st guy says to the 2nd, "If'n I was to sneak over to your trailer Saturday & make love to your wife while you was off huntin' and she got pregnant and had a baby, would that make us kin?"
The 2nd guy crooked his head sideways for a minute, scratched his haid, and squinted his eyes thinkin' real hard about the question. Finally, he says,"Well, I don't know about kin, but it would make us even."