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Thanks to Phyllis for sending this one!

One of these women has good advice - you choose! 

 Kitchen Wisdom 

Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of an ice cream cone to
 prevent ice cream drips. 

Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's
 sake! You are probably lying on the couch with your feet up eating it
 anyway! 


To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the
 potatoes. 

Buy Hungry Jack mashed potato mix.  Keeps in the pantry for up to a
 year.
 

When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the
 dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white mess on the outside
 of the cake. 

Go to the bakery!  Hell, they'll even decorate it for you! 


If you accidentally over-salt a dish while it's still cooking, drop in
 a peeled potato and it will absorb the excess salt for an instant
 'fix-me-up.' 

If you over-salt a dish while you are cooking, that's too bad.  Please
 recite with me the real woman's motto:  'I made it, you will eat it
 and I don't care how bad it tastes!'
 

Wrap celery in aluminum foil when putting in the refrigerator and it
 will keep for weeks. 

Celery?  Never heard of it! 


Brush some beaten egg white over pie crust before baking to yield a
 beautiful glossy finish. 

The Mrs. Smith frozen pie directions do not include brushing egg
 whites over the crust, so I don't.
 

Cure for headaches:  take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your
 forehead.  The throbbing will go away.   

Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink!   All your pains go
 away!
 

If you have a problem opening jars, try using latex dish washing
 gloves.  They give a non-slip grip that makes opening jars easy. 

Go ask that very cute neighbor if he can open it for you. 

Don't throw out all that leftover wine.  Freeze into ice cubes for
 future use in casseroles and sauces. 

Leftover wine???????????  HELLO!!!!!!! 

 

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