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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

A man was sitting on  the edge of the bed, observing his wife,
   looking at herself in the mirror.  Since her birthday was not far
   off he asked what she'd like to have for her  Birthday.
           "I'd like to be six again", she replied, still looking in the
             On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice
   big bowl of  Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme
   park. What a day!
              He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall
   of Fear, the  Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
            Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head
   was reeling and her stomach felt  upside down.
            He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy
   Meal with extra  fries and a chocolate shake.
           Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her
   favorite candy, M&M's.

      What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her
   husband  and collapsed into bed exhausted.

      He leaned over his wife with a big smile and  lovingly asked,
   "Well Dear, what was it like being six again??"
             Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. "I
   meant my  dress size, you dumb ass!"
             The moral of the story: Even when a man is listening, he's
   gonna get it wrong.

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