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A SHORT LOVE STORY
 
A man and a woman who had never met and were both married to other people found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train.
 

Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly--he in the upper berth and she in the lower.
 
At 1:00 AM, the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket?  I'm awfully cold'
 
'I have a better idea,' she replied. 'Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married'
 
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
 
'Good,' she replied, 'Get your own damn blanket.'
 
After a moment of silence, he farted.
 
The End

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