A couple made a
deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other
if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was
no after life at all.
After a long life
together, the husband was the first to die.True to his word,
he made the first contact:
" Marion ....
"Is that you,
"Yes, I've come
back like we agreed."
wonderful! What's it like?"
"Well, I get up
in the morning, I have sex. I have breakfast and then it's off to
the golf course. I have sex again, bathe in the warm sun and then
have sex a couple of more times. Then I have lunch (you'd be proud
- lots of greens). Another romp around the golf course, then
pretty much have sex the rest of the afternoon. After supper, it'sback to golf
course again. Then it's more sex until late at night. I catch some
much needed sleep and then the next day it starts all over again"
"Oh, Bob! Are you
"No -- I'm a
rabbit somewhere in South Carolina .”