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Thanks to Mary Lou for sending this one!

FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.  Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: BOCA TECA Recent widow -- have just buried fourth husband, and am looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation.  If you are the silent type, let's
get together, take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: TAMARAC Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a
dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro
on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.  If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my
eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.  If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together.

IN MINT CONDITION: Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.  Isn't in running condition,
but walks well


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