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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!
Two redneck men were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other, "Have you
seen the beautiful gals in this catalog?"
The second one replies,
"Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"
The first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At
this price, I'm buying one."
The second redneck smiles and
pats him on the back. "Good idee!
"Order one and if she's as beautiful as
she is in the catalog, I will get one too."
Three weeks later, the
redneck asks his friend,
"Did you ever receive the girl you ordered
the Sears catalog?"
The second man replies, "No, but it ain't long now. I got her clothes yesterday!"
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