The Sears Catalog               Back to Redneck  /  Back Home

Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

Two redneck men were looking at a Sears
catalog and admiring the models.
One says to the other,  "Have you
seen the beautiful gals in this catalog?"

The second one replies,
"Yes, they are very beautiful. And look at the price!"  
The  first one says, with wide eyes, "Wow, they aren't very expensive. At
this price, I'm buying one."

The  second redneck smiles and
pats him on the back. "Good idee!

"Order one and if she's as beautiful as
she is in the catalog, I will get one  too."

Three weeks later, the
redneck asks his friend,

"Did  you ever receive the girl you ordered from
the Sears catalog?"

The  second man replies, "No, but it ain't long now. I got her clothes  yesterday!"

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