Things I've Learned About South Carolina    Redneck  /  Home

Possums sleep in the middle of the  road with their feet in the air.

There are 5000 types of snakes,  and 4998 live in South Carolina.

There are 10,000 types of spiders.  All 10,000 live in South  Carolina,  plus a couple that nobody has seen  before.

Squirrels will eat anything.

Unknown critters love to dig holes  under tomato plants.

Raccoons will test your crop of  melons and let you know when they are ripe.

If it grows, it sticks; if it  crawls, it bites.

A tractor is NOT an all-terrain  vehicle. They do get stuck.

Onced and Twiced are words.

It is not a shopping cart, it is a  buggy.

Fire ants consider your flesh a  picnic.

People actually grow and eat okra.

"Fixinto" is one word.

There ain't no such thing as  "lunch." There's "dinner" and then there's "supper."

Sweet tea is appropriate for all  meals, and you start drinking it when you're two.

"Backards and farards" means, "I  know everything about you."

"Jeet?" is actually a phrase  meaning "Did you eat?"

You don't have to wear a watch  because it doesn't matter what time it is.

You work until you're done or it's  too dark to see.

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