Romantic Text Message Man vs. Woman / Back Home
Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!
A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:
If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you!
The husband, typically nonromantic, replied, "I am on the commode. Please advise."