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Thanks to Deaf Bob for sending this one!

A wife, being the romantic sort, sent her husband a text:

If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.

If you are laughing, send me your smile.

If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking send me a sip.

If you are crying, send me your tears.

I love you!

The husband, typically nonromantic, replied, "I am on the commode. Please advise."

 

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