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Thanks to Sister Bea for sending this one!

If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have $42 left.
 With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left. 
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.

 
 But...... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund, you would have had $214. Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle. Itís called the 401-KegÖ..

 

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