Three Rednecks were working on the
BellSouth tower - Steve, Cooter and Allen. Steve falls off and is killed
instantly. As the ambulance takes thebody away, Cooter says, "Somebody
should go and tell his wife."
Allen says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that
sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two hours later, Allen comes back
carrying a case of Budweiser. Cooter says, "Where'd you get the beer?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me,"
Allen replies. Cooter says, "That's unbelievable, you tell the lady her
husband is dead and she gives you beer?"
"Well, not exactly. When she answered the
door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
"She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I
said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'"