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Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve,  Cooter and Allen. Steve falls off and is killed instantly.  As the ambulance  takes thebody away, Cooter says, "Somebody should go and tell his wife."
Allen  says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."
Two  hours later, Allen comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.  Cooter says, "Where'd you get the beer?"
"Steve's wife gave it to me," Allen  replies. Cooter says, "That's unbelievable, you tell the lady her husband is dead and she gives you beer?"
"Well, not exactly. When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow.'"
"She said, 'No, I'm not a widow.' And I said, 'I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.'"


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