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Bubba and Cooter are out in the woods deer hunting when suddenly Cooter grabs his chest and falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head.

Bubba whips out his cell phone and calls 911.
He gasps to the operator, "I think Cooter is dead. What should I do?"
 

The operator, in a calm soothing voice says,
"Just take it easy and follow my instructions.
First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence...... and then a shot is heard.
Bubba's voice comes back on the line,

"Okay, now what?"

 
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